Friday, September 14, 2012

My Kind of Porn

I have a deep, almost scary crush on Stanley Tucci. He isn't the typical RDJ sexiness, but there is something stylized about him which drives me absolutely wild. Could it be his sexual ambiguity? (He's a newly married man, btw...to a woman.) Maybe his aloofness which carried over from one character to another. A gay fashion director in "The Devil Wears Prada" or an effeminate father in "Easy A" or a child pedophile in "The Lovely Bones" or the not-so-typical bureaucratic asshole in "The Terminal": he plays all those roles well, but he's still distinctly Stanley Tucci. Don't even get me started on his role in "The Hunger Games". I could absolutely eat him alive!!!! (Let's not forget his role in "Captain America", either!)

Anyway, besides Bourdain, who is NY's resident pirate chef badass, I think Eric Ripert is my choice as one of the best NY chef's. If I ever win the lottery, I think I would gorge myself at his restaurant first...if I can get a reservation!

Anyway, Eric has a new web series on you tube, and I happened to see it on Social Network Unnamed that he had Stanley Tucci on!

If my love of these two men ever needed validation; I found it!


5 comments:

  1. He is hot. I also have an undying lust for Clive Owen. I love his British badassery. Is badassery a word? I just made it one, lol! I like that he always plays some Lowlife or creep or homicidal maniac, and just does it with such swagger. Mmmm.

    Rob and I were talking the other say about our List of Five. Sade is at the top of his, but he said he really wouldn't ever, even if he had the chance. Awww! He's too cute.

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  2. LOL...you'll have to fight Jon off for Clive!! Hahahahah!!

    I have my own list...if it happens; Hey! At least I have a good story to tell the grandkids!!! And Rob is adorable!

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  3. Ha ha ha! I had no idea Jonathan was a Clive Owen fan. Nice! Who else is on your list? Do you have a list?

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    1. I dig Stanley Tucci, but I think it had a lot to do with the characters he's played rather than the man himself. I don't know all that much about him outside of Hollywood.

      RDJ- hands down. Everyone knows my long, passionate history falling in love with narcissistic assholes. LOL But, I do hear that he does A LOT of million-dollar charity work involving recovering addicts that never makes the news or hits the media so that just makes him even sexier in my book!

      Joseph Gordon Levitt has caught my eye, but it creeps me out a little because he's so young. He has taken away Leonardo DiCaprio's spot, but Leo was only visiting my list anyway. He wasn't permanent.

      My MAIN list has women. Michelle Rodriguez, Emma Stone, Rachel McAdams, and most recently Jennifer Lawrence (which sorta creeps me out for the same reason JGL creeps me out.) I just don't dig younger people sexually but I really like watching their movies, so maybe we'll just move those two under that separate non-sexual category.

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  4. Let's see... mine has Clive Owen, Angelina Jolie, and Channing Tatum. That last one is too young for me, so I'll put him in that same category with your JGL. ;)

    I also like Mekhi Pfeiffer and Method Man. I like chocolate too. ;)

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